Here's a short little list of things I may or may not have said lately...
- Hold on... I can't think right now because I have to pee.
- Ya know... it would be easier to just pour the coffee into the sugar bowl.
- SEE! And people think that I'm just a dumb redneck.
- Is that the breakfast blend? Do they have a wimpy blend?
- Well for that I might even shave my legs for you.
- Help a sister out. Bring me home a Carmel apple and a diet vanilla coke.
- If you can't control that thing... I suggest you not bend over.
- Ya know... that was pretty stupid... even for a man.
- I just got my a** handed to me by a 9 year old while playing Chess. What kind of crap is that?
- Well that has been known to turn things on, but I don't think its gonna work on the TV.
What's come out of your mouth lately????
8 comments:
LOL! Thanks for the laugh!
hahaha Seriously?!
My FAV is: "If you can't control that thing... I suggest you not bend over." and wondering what was it in reference to?
Great post...you brightened my day Lora!
LOL! I agree with Reyna - - - what in the world could that be?? My imagination is crazy!
yes 3 three, I would love to know some of the back stories behind it? or that has been known to turn things on, but I don't think its gonna work on the TV. I need to know the story behind this one too!!
Thanks for the smiles!
What's come out of my mouth...nothing as dirty as #7 and #10. LOL!
I totally needed this...I'm having such a blah day.
BTW you are awesome. :)
Omg I am lmaorof. you are so funny !
you are too funny!
I have to take the 5th on the things I've said latley!
Loved this! I love having to use my imagination to think about what context you said all of these things. :)
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