-"Do you want some help with that or would you prefer to sit there and cuss about it a little longer?"
-"I prefer to talk to people on the phone; you can't make faces at people when they're standing in front of you".
-"You don't give me chills, your getting on my nerves and it's making me twitch".
-"That's kickin it back 80's style when we use to lay down on the bed to button our jeans".
-"You just use me to dispose of your pickle".
-"What, you a little out of touch with women's undergarment's?!?!"
-"Those six beers are kind of suckin ass right now, aren't they?"
3 comments:
love these post! Just what I needed for this crappy post no sleep morning when my kids woke up super needy and with a cold, too ;) have a lovely day!
totally laughing at the suckin ass one....AHAHAHA oh i love ya my friend!!
and this (among other reasons) is why I LOVE YOU!! ;)
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