Random Questions...

I came across these ransom questions a while back and thought it would be fun...

What body part do you wash first? 
My... , no, wait, I was my arms first; up one arm, across the body and down the other. 


What's the strangest talent you have?
I can lay tile and patch holes in dry wall


 Do you parallel park or drive around the block? 
Oh! I can back it up like a Tonka truck, but I will drive around the block in search of some princess parking first 



Have you ever had two dates in one night? 
Would it be bad if I said yes?




Have you ever been to a gay bar? 
Yep! Gay bars are the best!!



Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? 
Umm no...



Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? 
Justin and what time I have to get back up.




Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? 
No, but I am not sure they would say the same about me   




When is the last time you played the air guitar? 
Yesterday... but I prefer air drums




Have you ever bitten your toenails? 
NO! Even if I could be all bendy enough to get them in my mouth




Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Run around without a bra 





How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? 
Honestly, I'm not the "get drunk" type. Does that surprise you? If the drinks are stiff... I will start feeling it after about 3, but it will take a couple                                                            more to get me drunk, I think.  




Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
Not that I recall  




How often do you clean out your ears?
I clean them after every shower. Habit. 





About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
I occasionally have to "adjust", but I don't think I've counted. Does that mean I do it so much I loose count? 





What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? 
HAHAHA; let's not talk about that.





What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Something cold and wet.




How late did you stay up last night and why?
3 am... because I was on a PowerPoint 





Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m.: who do you want it to be?
Helloooo Mark Wahlberg... or Ryan Renolds... or... were we suppose to pick JUST one?




Do you think too much or too little?
Too much... WAY too much.




Where are your feet right now?
Criss Cross Apple Sauce, baby!! But I have to cut that out because it kinda kills my old lady knees.